“Penis Person” hat

What kind of Penis Person are you? Do you simply love them? Do you have one? Are you kind of a dickhead?

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Estimated delivery 8-12 days.

All sales final unless product is defective, see Policies page for more info, thanks!